Man farts at officer, charged with battery

Talk about a deadly weapon!

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    (Cue bad Motny Python French accent) Silly policeman, I fart in your general direction!

    Ok, seriously, battery seems like a bit of a stretch, so long as no…umm…bodily substances came into contact with the officer.