Tag: misc

  • Press release for journalists

    From John Jay’s Crime Report:

    ATTENTION JOURNALISTS: The John Jay Center on Media, Crime and Justice, publisher of The Crime Report, is offering special reporting fellowships to attend the 12th annual Harry Frank Guggenheim Symposium on Crime in America in New York City on February 16-17, 2017. All U.S.-based media working on print, online and broadcast platforms are eligible to apply. Please circulate among your colleagues! For details and application forms, please visit the Center on Media, Crime and Justice.

  • “Book Em Danno”

    “Book Em Danno”

    In minor but fun news, I got a call from the New Orleans Police Department regarding the burglary that happened to us in New Orleans in May. They IDd and arrested the guy who did it!

    Turns out this very moment — when crime lab took swabbed the energy drink the crook drunk half of and left on a counter — was just the break needed to bust this case wide open.

    Needless to say, the guy was in the system. The detective called me to make sure I hadn’t invited said burglar over for an invigorating refreshment. Good work, ladies and gents of the New Orleans Police Department.

  • “Looking for female homicide detective for potential TV show”

    This came in over the transom from a Kimmie Lucas at Discovery Studios. Somebody out there may be interested. I know nothing else about it:

    We are a production company seeking Female Homicide Detectives for a potential new series. Detective can be working currently or retired. We want to tell your story! If interested, please email me at kimmiecastinglosangeles@gmail.com or call at 323-308-3751. Thank you!

  • God save the Queen

    God save the Queen

    It’s like a classic Jan Steen.

  • Just cause it’s legal don’t make it right

    Sometimes it’s fun to play a bit fast and loose with the numbers to make a greater point:

    By 2014, [civil asset forfeiture] had ballooned to roughly $4.5 billion for the year…. According to the FBI, the total amount of [reported] goods stolen by criminals in 2014 burglary offenses suffered an estimated $3.9 billion in property losses. This means that the police are now taking more assets than the criminals.

    Is this a valid comparison? Kinda sorta not really. But hopefully it did get your attention. Because something is wrong with massive civil forfeiture. And this is one way to look at it.

    (Though the fact checker in me would like to verify the burglary stats.)

  • “Excuse me ladies and gentleman. I’m sorry to interrupt. Can I have your attention.”

    “Excuse me ladies and gentleman. I’m sorry to interrupt. Can I have your attention.”

    You know when you hear that on the subway, some obnoxious person is going to come through, asking for money.

    Well, I sure am.

    I don’t ask much of you, gentle reader. But why not give a little money to help feed hungry people? And it will actually go to buying food to put in hungry bellies.

    https://www.gofundme.com/dx4293xg.

    My wife is one of the people behind this, so I guarantee it ain’t no scam.

    But first read this, by our friend Annia Ciezadlo. Yes, this is what I (but mostly they) did on our summer vacation.

    But you may ask why I care. I ain’t no bleeding-heart do-gooder. But I do have a soft-spot for Syrians. See I’ve been there. Twice. For vacation. Aleppo was wonderful. A lot of people don’t realize that most refugees from Syria are educated middle-class people. They had lives and jobs and dropped their kids off at school got stuck in traffic and lived in nice apartment buildings. Until the war. And now their neighborhood might look like this:

    That was Aleppo back in 2007. At the juice stand by the park. We ordered a tamarind drink and the kid gave us a drink and then wouldn’t take our money. Why? Because we were Americans from far away. And he was very sweet. Today he might be marching across Europe today, cursing the Hungarians.

    You can even look at the rest of my vacation pictures if it will help you give.

    So how does this relate to the Greek island of Mytilene (AKA Lesbos)? It just so happens I’ve been going there with my family for a long time. And it just so happens that this year a massive humanitarian crisis is literally washing up on the island’s shores. And many of these refugees are the same damn people who were so nice to us back in Syria!

    My wife and her friend speak Arabic. So they went off to see how they could help. Mostly I hung out at the beach guarding this octopus to make sure nobody else ate it before they got back for dinner.

    I didn’t want to take up room in the little rent-a-car, which they were filling up with people walking across the island in the heat. Plus, it was vacation. Anyway, I did go one time with them across the island to help out with my limited Greek. See, here’s Kara Tepe, the refugee camp, a few weeks ago.

    And here’s my wife taking and giving polaroid-like pictures to cute orphan refugees. Oh, did I just play the cute hungry orphan card? Gosh, I guess I did. (This is a different camp, just FYI.)

    So give a bit to help feed hungry people who are being forced into a trial by ordeal across Europe. They’re nice people. Really. And if there’s a chance, put “cop in the hood” or something in a message. I’m curious if anybody reading this will be inspired to give money.

    Here’s the link again: https://www.gofundme.com/dx4293xg.

  • “We got a dead guest”

    It was an odd feeling to be made-up and mic’d and then walk off the set of a TV show.

    I had just rushed (on a Citibike, no less) from AP’s studios on 33rd and 10th (for Dutch TV) to midtown. It’s a studio I’m very familiar with (though not the show). I was rushed on and given a seat before it became clear that the subject was not the S.C. police-involved shooting I signed up for, but the Boston Bomber verdict. I’m no lawyer. I wasn’t there. I got nothing to say. Hell, I don’t even care if the guy is given life or death.

    You gotta know when to say no. So I wished them well, and they wished me well, and that was that. We weren’t live yet (thank God).

    Leaving, I heard a tech guy said into his mic, “we got a dead guest.” That’s a new phrase for me. He then looked at me sheepishly and say, “uh, not literally.”

  • Fight Police Brutality

    Fight Police Brutality

    No point here. I just like old pictures. From Shorpy.com.

    Caption:

    Washington, D.C., circa 1925. “Protesters” is all it says on the caption card for this National Photo glass negative showing what seems to be a meeting of the “Communist Party Young Communist League.”

  • The Eastern District

    The Eastern District

    NYC style. Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

  • It’s New Years Eve

    Stay under cover and safe till all the bullets land.