I just read in the New York Times that kids are using Facebook! But Facebook says you’re supposed to be, like, 13. So, some kids are even [gulp] lying about their age!
Says one concerned person: “It’s lying — and about age,” Ms. Kaune said. “What happens when they want to drink beer?”
Uh, last time I checked, when you want you’re underage, you lie about your age and drink beer. Actually, you don’t lie about your age until you want to buybeer. Kids still do that, right? I hope so.
Is that really this parent’s fear? That her son will drink a beer before his 21st birthday?
The only think I celebrated on my 21st birthday was no having to use my excellent fake ID.
You know, it’s one thing to have an absurdly high 21-year-old drinking age for beer. It’s another to think that these prohibition laws somehow make sense.
Beer, weed, crack, shooting up heroin: the slippery slope starts with 11-year-olds on facebook! Stop them before it’s too late!!