Tag: misc

National Public Radio just announced the death of some guy who was known for helping fund, “freedom fighters in Afghanistan fight the Soviet Union.” And then, without any further talk, segued right into a story about the dangers of the Taliban’s links to Al Qaeda.

Oh, the irony!

[For those who don’t get it, those guys that Reagan called “freedom fighters” werethe Taliban.]

Maybe we’d be safer if we could actually understand the language that some terrorists speak.

[Update: The guy is Charlie Wilson, Texas Congressman.]

I’m not a football fan. Baseball is my game. But I enjoyed watching the game last night and rooting for the Saints (and my wife won $140 in the betting pool–of which I made off with $50 since I paid for her squares).

I was rooting for the Saints because if I don’t have a personal stake: 1) I root for the better city, 2) I just like rooting for New Orleans in general, and 3) the Colts left Baltimore! And they didn’t just leave but they snuck out of town in the middle of a night during a snow storm! At least that’s how I remember it. I was only 12 and had no personal stake. I had never been to Baltimore. Still, it didn’t seem fair.

What surprises me about Baltimore’s relations with the Colts is how, at least in 2000, so many people seemed to wish them well. By comparison, I think you’d have a damn tough time finding any kind words in Brooklyn about the Dodgers. Is Baltimore more forgiving or did I just not understand the dynamics?

I suppose it helped that the Ravens won the Super Bowl that year (probably the only three hours in history there were no calls for service). But still, is it true that Baltimore does not hate the Colts? And if not, why not? Maybe it can be summed up in just two words: Johnny Unitas.

I didn’t post for over a month and guess what? I kind of liked it.

So here’s my plan: less posting. Maybe once or twice a week. We’ll see how it goes.

If you need daily fixes of police news (and granted I still do), I urge you to look at all the links on the right side of this page. There’s some good stuff out there. And that’s where I get half my shit anyway.

I love all my readers (well… all but one or two). But still, blogging is kind of a one-way relationship.

Writing is hard work. Now no doubt blog writing is lesshard work that “real” writing. But still, it’s work. And it’s not like I get paid for this. Just think… instead of writing stuff here I could be prepping for classes, or dating my wife, or cooking, or watching baseball, or playing pinball, or thinking about trains. Hell, instead of writing here, I could be doing basically anything!

But mostly I’ve got another book to write: In Defense of Flogging. While it’s related to crime and justice, it’s actually not about policing at all. And writing this book is something I actually get paid for.

So in case I don’t post much and you wonder what I’m thinking, here are my beliefs to cover 90% of police issues:

1) Police: Good (but there’s always room for improvement).
2) War on Drugs: Bad.
3) Prison: We’ve got too many people in them.
4) Tasers: Vastly overused.
5) Democrats: Better than Republicans.
6) Always do the right thing.

What else can I say?

A while back I was asked to do a little Q & A by Jeanette over at Cat5 Commerce. She puts together original content for such sites as BDU.com, Tactical.com and my own personal favorite, TacticalPants.com. She asked me so nicely (nothing like the combination of politeness, a personal non-form letter, and flattery) I couldn’t say no. And no, I neither asked for nor received free tactical pants (or anything else). The original interview appears here.

Not only do you run a popular police blog, but in 2008 you penned a critically acclaimed book about your life as Baltimore cop. What compelled you to start sharing all these experiences?

The unromantic reason I wrote my book is that if you don’t publish as a new college professor, you get fired! But I do hope I tell a good story about policing. It’s too bad that more police officers don’t write.

Have you always been a writer?

Both my parents are good editors and my father wrote a bunch of books. So maybe it’s in the blood. In my mind, I really started writing when I started working for the Evanstonian, my high-school paper. It’s when people read what you write and think about what you wrote that you realize it can actually be fun. My favorite writing is still an 800-word newspaper op-ed. But writing is hard work. Blog entries are pretty painless. And answering these questions is fun! But I think a dirty secret to writing is that nobody actually likes it. Sure, it’s nice to have written. But the actually process is no fun. In fact, there’s almost nothing I wouldn’t prefer to do.

It took seven years after I quit the police department to finish Cop in the Hood. That comes out to 27 words a day. Of course it doesn’t work that way (and it wasn’t all I was doing for seven years). But when I think about my productively as a writer, it’s kind of depressing.

Being a professor requires that you write. But it’s a different game if you get paid every other week regardless, I tip my hat to those who write for a living. It’s not easy.

What’s one story everyone will remember from your book and/or blog?

What we as police find funny usually disgusts more normal people (and often for good reason). All good police stories involve the misfortune of somebody. And the good ones usually throw in a couple internal organs spilled out. I quickly learned that these stories don’t go over too well with non-police. Rather than come away with a single story, I hope people will find my book a good read all the way through. Only then might we see the wisdom of Fat Albert’s line: “if you’re not careful you might learn something before it’s done!”

What I find interesting is that different people take away different stories. I’ve had various people list every single chapter as their favorite. Maybe there really is something for everybody.

Is anybody in the book mad at you?

Not that I know of. When I wrote the book I was worried that some of what I say and quote would piss off people I like. The only people that criticized me are a few crusty old retired cops. They say they won’t read my book on principle (I’m not certain what principle that is.) I only wish some of them would write their own stories. They have so much more experience and knowledge of policing than I do. I think I’m a quick learner, but I wasn’t there for long. Regardless, the feedback from police has been very positive. That surprises me because there are a lot of quotes, taken out of context, that could make them look bad. But I think I get away with it because the book is honest, regardless of what people think of me and my position that drugs need to be regulated.

It doesn’t seem like it’s asking too much, but it’s hard to find a simple honest portrayal of police officers on patrol.

Did your partners know you were writing a book? Did they accept you?

I was upfront and open about everything from day one. At first, some were naturally suspicious (as they should be!). But I got surprisingly little flack from police about being a Harvard student and planning to write a book. I think police are good judges of character. I won’t pretend that everybody loved me. But on the street I did my job. And that’s what counts most.

What’s one piece of tactical gear that’s helped you time and time again?

My Streamline Stinger flashlight. When I was worked the midnight shift, it was essential, of course. But even now I still use the flashlight around the house. And with a little velcro block attachment, it’s the world’s best bike headlight. I got a new LED Stinger recently. I love how it lasts for hours on one charge.

You are got a doctorate in sociology from Harvard and now teach at John Jay College of Criminal Justice. Do you find many undergraduates wooed by those CSI crime-solving montages?

Yeah. Too many. CSI has not helped the real world of policing. But it has gotten more people interested in law enforcement, which I guess is a good thing. At least The Wirehas the added benefit of being filmed on the streets of Baltimore I policed and wrote about. The Wireis a lot more realistic, but even that’s not perfect.

What’s something you learned on the street that could never be taught in a classroom?

There’s almost nothing you learn on the street that can be taught in a classroom. Seriously. But there are a lot of things you can learn in the classroom that you can apply to the street. You don’t need a fancy education to be a good cop. But I believe a good education makes you a better cop.

What makes your blog different from all the other police blogs out there?

There are a few good police blogs out there and I think they all share honesty and a bit of a critical eye. The original goal of my blog was just to shill for my book, but now the blog has kind of taken off on its own. Ultimately, my goal is to make policing better. I like to ask, “how can policing be better” rather than just pointing out what is wrong. You can be critical of policing and still be pro-police.

But what I think makes copinthehood.com unique is that it brings together a much broader readership than most blogs do. I write for and hear from readers who normally wouldn’t even talk to each other, much less listen to what others have to say.

The only way you’ll ever learn is if you question your own beliefs. And in hearing from my readers, I certainly have to think about and question my own beliefs. I like that.

What’s next for you?

I’m working on a book that proposes flogging as an alternative to prison. My conservative police friends already think I’m crazy because of my liberal beliefs. Now my liberal friends will think I’m crazy, too!

[I’m still on vacation, this post was scheduled to run in advance]

“Most days I don’t miss being a cop; being a professor is a better job.” And so begins the thrilling story of Cop in the Hood.

Providing further evidence in support of this hypothesis, I’ll be on vacation for the next three weeks in Thailand and Bali.

Happy New Year!

And of all nights to stay safe, tonight is the big one. Please don’t get hit by any bullets, falling or otherwise.

Especially to those men and women working.

And the century has just barely begun.

How come nobody is buying Cop in the Hood for Christmas? My Amazon sales rank is rapidly approaching infinity. Not good. Last I checked, more than 200,000 book were selling better than my book. That’s a lot of books being bought that aren’t mine.

I can’t think of a better present in the holiday spirit than a scintillating story of blood, drugs, and arrest discretion!

Oh wait, I can. There’s Forking Fantastic, the best cookbook ever. It’s even got a recipe by me (though that’s not what makes it the best cookbook ever).

Two great last-minute Christmas presents. You can still get them shipped in time for Christmas. Or go to your local bookstore. I’m just sayin’…

I’m not too hard to reach. But if you’re going to prank call me, please be sober enough so I can understand you!

The only really strange thing is that the caller ID comes back as a not-in-service number: (212) 237-2546. I’m not quite certain how you do that…

Here’s the transcription, best I figure out:

Caller: [garbled] Please leave a message. Peter Mosko was never a police officer. He was a homo to begin with. All right. Poisoning the minds of little students over at John Jay.

Probably slobbers his bosses’ knob for police [?].

But does he think that equal rights for gay because [garbled] can do it, too [unintelligable].

Fucking butthead.

Of course my wife’s first thought was that it was one of my friends from Baltimore, but she noticed this sounded a little creepier. And his voice is strangely deep, which makes me think he’s altering it.

Oh, he just called back from a different (718) number. I answered and talked to him a bit. He insisted it’s nothing personal (uh, really?).

He claims he read my book (doubtful) and implied he had been a student of mine (no way). But in the end said I wasn’t such a bad teacher.

Seems like he’s just your average run-of-the-mill racist (he calls himself a “realist”) idiot who doesn’t like liberals or professors at John Jay. Particularly those who say that “Black people are never wrong and all that liberal-biased bullshit.” It seems he has a particular problem with me and one other professor mentioned by name at John Jay.

You know, I had a listed phone number as a cop in Baltimore (not many people knew this) and never got a strange or prank phone call. But write one lousy book…