Don’t take heroin, it’s an ugly drug.
Month: May 2008
Amazon Sales Rank
If Amazon isn’t accepting orders for my book right now, how is my Amazon sales rank going up?
Reassign narcotics officers to patrol duty
“Police Commissioner Charles H. Ramsey has reassigned the 135-officer Narcotics Strike Force to more general crime-fighting duties.” This from Andrew Maykuth and Barbara Boyer’s article in the Philadelphia Inquirer. I’m all for it. The Commissioner called the department “overspecialized.” Right on! “It may be disappointing to you,” he said. “A lot of people thought my crime plan was going to…
Officer Pete says (rule 28):
If you’re stinky, please take a bath.